Mature content warning. Not recommended for those under 17....Seriously! Think of this as a movie rating.
Malachy: I don't tape on the first date... I pride myself on that fact.
Luke: Come on, I tell you everything... I told you about the time Kelly Shield stuck her finger up my arse!
Malachy: Yes, and I did not wish to know that!
Malachy: Michelle, do you have to leave?
Michelle: Yes, I do.
Malachy: Right, so... I mean what if I came, too?
Malachy: I'm serious!
Michelle: What about Luke?
Malachy: He can look after himself.
Michelle: So, where would we go? In this great plan of yours?
Malachy: I don't know... I mean, does it matter?
Malachy: He was gonna kill me. He could have killed me. If it wasn't for Luke. If it wasn't for him.
Luke: He would have done the same for me. He's my mate. You know, he's my friend. He's my best friend.
Luke: I am so gonna fuck her.
Malachy: Not if I get there first, you're not.