Ron: These girls...they're going to kill me, Harry!

Ron: I love her!
Harry: Alright, fine, you love her. Have you ever actually met her?
Ron: No...could you introduce me?

Ron [speaking of Dean with Harry]: He was snogging my sister, you gotta hate the guy... Principles!

Hermione: [smacks Ron on the arm with a book] Will you stop eating? Your best friend is missing!
Ron: Turn around, you lunatic!
[Hermione and Ginny looks towards the Great Hall door and sees Harry covered in blood] Ginny: He's covered in blood again. Why is it he's always covered in blood?
Ron: Well, it looks like it's his own this time.

Ron: [about Hermione] Did you hear her talk about me and her snogging?

Ron: How much are these?
Weasley Twins: 5 Galleons
Ron: How much for me?
Weasley Twins: 5 Galleons
Ron: I'm your brother!
Weasley Twins: 10 Galleons!

Professor McGonagall: Why is it that whenever something happens, you three are always involved?
Ron: Believe me, professor, I've been asking myself that for the last six years.

Ron: [about Ginny and Dean] What do you think he sees in her?
Harry: She's smart... funny... attractive...
Ron: Attractive?
Harry: Well you know... she has nice... skin.
Ron: So you think he is going out with her because she has nice skin?
Harry: I'm just saying it could be a contributing factor.
Ron: Hermione has nice skin. You know, as far as skin goes.
Harry: I never took the time to notice.

Ron: [under influence of love potion] It's beautiful isn't it, the moon.